Relationship Advice by missy
Missy been through it so you don’t have to. With my varied life experience and all the adventures I’ve been on, I can give advice on relationship issues, sexuality, romance, drama, and more. [NSFW/18+]
Want Relationship Advice from Missy Neon?
Email me at missyxneon@gmail.com with your question or issue, with the subject line “Advice Request,” and I’ll reply back within 3-4 days with my PayPal information. Once you submit payment, I’ll provide thorough and thoughtful advice to you within a week.
I provide advice over email for $10, or we could do a 30-minute call for $30, a 45-minute call for $45, or an hour-long call for $60. I do calls on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays.
If you let me publish your question and my advice on my blog (with all identifying information removed), you receive a 25% discount. People who return for more advice get a 10% discount on all future advice sessions.
Must be 18 years old and up. Advice is for entertainment purposes only and should never be substituted for legal or medical advice from a licensed professional.
$10
Email Advice
For $10, I’ll provide you with thorough advice over email. You can get a 25% discount if you let me publish your question and my response on my blog (all identifying information removed, of course!)
$30+
Phone advice
I can also provide you with advice over the phone: 30-minute call for $30, 45-minutes for $45, or 60-minutes for $60. I do calls on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Let me rap you up.
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